Five Ring Panda-Monium

Five Ring Panda-Monium is the first episode in the sixth and final season of Captain Planet and the Planeteers. The story is by Michael Wagner and Nick Boxer. It was written by Michael Wagner and Reed Robins.

Eco-villains

 * The Stalkers

Significant Moments and Facts

 * The pandas playing at the beginning are referred to as "Pandeo and Juliet".
 * Gi appears to be the only Planeteer viewing the zoo in a negative light, stating that zoos rarely have enough space required for the animals and that they are cruel.
 * Despite the animal market being in Asia, Kwame and the dealer exchange American dollars.
 * It is strongly implied that Mame Slaughter murders the animal dealer.
 * Mame Slaughter phones Madame Mao and warns her that the Planeteers will be arriving and that they are dangerous.

Quotes
Mame Slaughter: Get the lead out, Stalker! We want to nail these furballs while we're still young.

Stalker Slaughter: Don't worry, mother! I'll have those pandas pegged in a jiffy.

Wheeler: I still don't see the problem having a few monkeys in a zoo.

Gi: Don't you see, Wheeler? It's wrong to imprison any animal.

Linka: I do not agree, Gi. Zoos can be a good way for people to learn about all the wonderous animals on Earth.

Kwame: Zoos also offer homes for species whose habitats have been destroyed.

Gi: Perhaps. But most wild animals require more space than a zoo can offer.

Dr. Chen: So as you can see, Pandeo is severely traumatised. His shoulder was dislocated when the poachers took his mate. He was sent here because they specialise in animal rehab.

Wheeler: Poor old bear!

Dr. Chen: Only, he's not a bear. More like a giant raccoon.

Wheeler: Whoa! Mondo rocky.

Gi: Will he be okay?

Dr. Chen: His wounds should heal. But it appears his heart may not. He has acted very depressed since losing his mate, Juliet.

Ma-Ti: Any chance of finding her?

Dr. Chen: Pandas are usually killed for their fur. However, since Juliet was taken alive, she was probably sold to a private collector. The problem is - where? I shot these pictures during Juliet's abduction. Unfortunately, they're out of focus.

Gi: Dr. Chen, can I scan these shots into the geo-cruiser's computer? They might tell us something.

Dr. Chen: I sure hope so.

Gi has just scanned the photos into the geo-cruiser's computer:

Kwame: Any luck, Gi?

Gi: Check this out!

''She points to the silhouette of Stalker Slaughter smoking a cigar. Suchi mimes the action of smoking.''

Linka: You said it, Suchi! It is the Slaughters all right!

Dr. Chen: I've heard about them recently. Supposedly they were operating out of an illegal animal market somewhere in south-east Asia.

Wheeler: If it's out there, we'll find it!

The Planeteers are standing in the middle of an illegal animal market.

Gi: I can't wait to tell the authorities about this chamber of horrors!

A dealer grabs Suchi from Ma-Ti's shoulder.

Dealer: How much for the monkey? HIs brains would be very tasty...

Suchi screeches and pulls free, hiding under Ma-Ti's t-shirt.

Ma-Ti: My monkey is not for sale!

Kwame: But we will pay big dollars for a panda...

Dealer: Pandas are rare indeed... I may need help remembering the last time I saw one.

He rubs his fingers together and Kwame hands him a handful of cash.

Dealer: Mame Slaughter had one a couple of months ago. There was a bidding war and it sold for a fortune to Madame Mao's Circus.

Wheeler: Let's move!

Mame Slaughter has been hiding nearby, listening:

Mame Slaughter: So, the kids want to see the circus? Hahaha... I'll make sure they have the time of their short lives... But first, I'll take care of that squealer!

The scene ends with Mame Slaughter approaching the dealer with a knife in her hand.

Mame Slaughter has telephoned Madame Mao to warn her of the Planeteers' arrival.

Mame Slaughter: Exactly, Madame Mao. They are dangerous nuisances, so be prepared. They could be arriving at any time.

Madame Mao: I assure you, Mame. They will not leave here alive.

Claude Slaughter has been standing nearby and overhears.

Claude Slaughter: Is my mommy coming to see me?

Madame Mao: That's right, Claude! Now lock up the panda. We have work to do!

Claude starts to cry and sulk.

Claude Slaughter: But I wanna keep training her!

He whips the panda angrily.

Madame Mao: Later, Claude. Your mother says we're expecting visitors. You can 'train' them!

Claude Slaughter: Oh. Goody!

Linka tries to tug the padlock off the cage.

Linka: Chyort voz'mi! Juliet's cage is padlocked!

Wheeler: Not for long! Step aside, babe. I'm gonna smoke it!

An angry lion is approaching the Planeteers.

Wheeler: Sorry, guys! There's no way you can make me fall for that trench deal again.

Kwame: This is no zoo, Wheeler!

Gi: This place is scary. I've heard of animals literally going crazy from confinement.

Linka has just pulled a stampeding elephant to a halt and Wheeler greets her as she slides from its back, taking her by the arms:

Wheeler: It's okay, you're safe now.

The circus folk angrily surround the Planeteers:

Man: Hey! What do you pipsqueaks thing you're doing?

Ma-Ti: Um, we were kind of hoping for a hot meal and maybe some work...

Madame Mao: I could use your talents...

Wheeler: Wow! I've